hi! i'm Dillon

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i'm a hip old granny who can hip hop, bee bop, dance til you drop, & yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa

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i am also an actor/singer/creator based in Brooklyn, NY

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a bodega cashier in Tokyo once told me my hair was like noodles & he wanted to eat it

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i do a mean Bea Arthur impersonation

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& i eat more yogurt than you