hi! i'm Dillon
i'm a hip old granny who can hip hop, bee bop, dance til you drop, & yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa
i am also an actor/singer/creator based in Brooklyn, NY
a bodega cashier in Tokyo once told me my hair was like noodles & he wanted to eat it
i do a mean Bea Arthur impersonation
& i eat more yogurt than you
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